Saturday, June 30, 2007

Project Propellor 2007

Talk about unlucky!

2005 even though we only had to get across the ridge from Gloucester the Kemble, we were weathered in with the cloudbase sat on the ridge. My passengers gave up about lunchtime, but I persevered and as the clouds lifted slightly, I made a bolt for it over the ridge and made it Kemble by myself.

2006 I had to cancel with only a weeks notice as the aircraft (not my current share) went ‘tech’ and had a cylinder replaced.

Third time lucky you might think? Not a bit of it! All week, the Metoffice were forecasting solid and heavy rain on Saturday – they even issued a severe weather warning for the risk of flooding! Of course like most UK pilots with a few hours on the clock, I knew anything could happen. The front may come quicker, more slowly, veer north or be far less active than forecast – bottom line is the only forecast worth looking at is the one the night before and even then, the Mk 1 ‘stick your head out of the window’ on the day of the flight may make matter quite different from forecast.

I called my three passengers on the Thursday before, they had been anxiously watching the forecasts as well! I said turn up on the day as I would be happy to ‘scud run’ the relatively short distance to Bruntingthorpe and even if that was out, I would drive them by car.

The day dawned and I awoke to hear the ominous patter of rain on the roof. A look outside showed light to moderate rain and low cloud just barely clearing the Cotswold ridge at Bishops Cleeve – so my guess was 1000’ or so. Never mind, you never know.

I turned up at the airfield and checked the plane. As I was doing so, Steven (a fellow Flyer Forumite) turned up outside the hangar in his car (airside pass huh Steven – who do you know??) and was pessimistic about the chances. We agreed to meet at the café to check the forecasts on his laptop.

The weather looked pretty bad. Not much of a wind, just a low cloudbase, probably 1200’ by now and starting to get better defined.

The weather that kept me away

We checked the forecasts and it looked like the front was coming in from the west, so it was forecast to get worse in the afternoon – nearby TAF’s showing PROB40 of heavy rain, 300’ cloudbase and 3000m visibility sealed it for both of us. I would have been OK to try either a scud run over to Bruntingthorpe or IMC to Coventry with a let down there and a scud run from there, I was not happy with an IMC approach to Gloucester with the risk of cloudbreaks below my personal 500’ minimum.

We broke the news to the vets. They took it well. Both Steven and I offered to drive our respective passengers to Bruntingthorpe, his accepts, but mine declined – while I am sure they would have enjoyed the reunion, they were really there for the flight bless them!

Victor Zimmer - one of my passengers

I offered a circuit or maybe a local if we could find one of the holes in the really low stuff and they accepted.

I briefed them on the plane, emergency procedures and how to climb on board. I felt vaguely patronising briefing people that had flown Harvards, Tiger Moths, Sunderlands etc. but I didn’t want them to accidentally step somewhere they shouldn’t.

They clambered in with two navigators in the back and a veteran pilot in the front. As I started up, their eyes were everywhere! Looking carefully at the gauges and readings and watched and listened attentively to my mumbled but methodical progress through the written checklist (yes, I know many people think it isn’t butch or hairy-*rsed to use a written checklist, but I don’t care, it’s what I do!).

There was only one other aircraft in the area (doing bad weather circuits) so of course I managed to get held waiting for him to land. I am cleared to line up on 18 as soon as he has passed and then cleared for take off. This would be my first flight ‘four-up’ in the Beech, so I take extra care with airspeed and rotate. I needn’t really have worried, she still accelerated and climbed well.

I take the right turn-out and climb to 1000’ before we ‘bump our heads’ on the cloudbase, which is indeed right there. Set for the cruise, I head north at 140 kts. Lots of flooding below in the Severn valley. I quickly lose sight of the airfield and the limited view and horizon at 1000’ at 140kts can leave you ‘location challenged’. A quick look at the ADF / DME (not to mention the GPS) reassures me. I can’t find any openings in this lower layer and don’t fancy IMC. Shame really, it is probably an ideal day for IMC training, with a sensible cloudbase for now, but not today without pre-planning and with a full load of passengers.

I skulk over towards Bishops Cleeve hoping for better luck. None of it. I am forced down to 900’ as I head towards the ridge. So I crank in a steep-ish turn for the hell of it and decide to head for home.

Gloucester give me a direct to left base join for 18 – there being no other aircraft in the area (are they trying to tell me something?). I drop the gear and slow down before lowering some flaps. The approach is good. Dropping a bit low, so add some power to get back on slope. Got the speed at 80kts. Final checks and full flaps. Over the hedge. About to start the roundout – power off. Hold-off and off, nose up, try hard not to land. The wheels touch briefly before the stall, nose up more, squeak of the stall and down for good. Vacate and clean up.

I taxi in and shutdown. I apologise to the vets for the short flight, but they genuinely seem to understand and are grateful for the flight.

We go for a consolation cup of tea in the café and they graciously present me with a bottle of scotch for the effort. I try to refuse, but they are not having it.

What a great and interesting bunch of guys. I feel terrible for them and I personally really wanted to get to Bruntingthorpe as I haven’t been there yet and the airfield is rarely open to visiting aircraft. But sometimes you just have to be strong enough to decide not to fly and not feel pressured into it.

Maybe next year – fourth time lucky anyone?

Monday, June 04, 2007

Le Touquet for the weekend

I did plan to go on the Flyer Forum flyout to Annecy this weekend. I had it all planned with a good weather route and a ‘through the valleys’ bad weather route. Chris couldn’t make it so my wife agreed to go with me, but ONLY if I could guarantee that we would get back on Sunday. She has been a ‘bad weather magnet’ on the last two trips with me and far prefers, if not clear skies, then smooth, reliable and high flying.

Needless to say the weather was poor in the week leading up to the trip and forecast to be showery with some thunderclouds in the Rhone valley on Friday, with Saturday OK, but forecast to be cloud and rain on Sunday. Had I been going with Chris or even with my non-pilot flying buddy, Dan, I would have gone for it – but I just knew that the wife would not enjoy the flight and would be worrying about the weather for the weekend, so I reluctantly abandoned plan A.

Plan B was to fly out to Le Touquet on Friday and back on Saturday, so just a quick overnighter. While I have been to L2K several times and many of the other channel coast ports and towns with my flying buddies, I haven’t yet taken the wife (as she reminds me frequently). As L2K is so close to the town and it is a nice town, let try there.

Mazzie gets kitted up at Gloucester

So the usual route was planned:

EGBJ DCT GWC DCT SFD DCT ALESO DCT LFAT

She works Friday morning so turned up at the airfield at 13:15. So flight plan and GAR filed, off we went in broken cloud at probably 3000’ but with good visibility. Changed quickly to Brize and was given clearance to clip the western edge of their zone at 2800’ with Fairford inactive.

We were warned of opposite direction traffic at 12 o’clock and 8 miles, similar height – hmmmm… not good! Could I see him? Could I buffalo! Another call saying now three miles, 1 o’clock and 100’ below. That’s it. I tell Brize I am turning to the left. 15 seconds after having done so, I spot him probably 200’ away and slightly below – glad I turned! I advise Brize that I am visual with the traffic and I recognised the guys face – they thought that was funny as I searched for new underpants!

The rest was uneventful. As seems to be usual, as I approached the coast the cloud lowered and the visibility got a lot worse. Coasted out at Beachy Head with FIS from a not-very-business London Info.

The vis over the channel was very poor as usual. No horizon so flying partly on instruments. I call L2K and thank the stars that the brittle and over-stressed French lady isn’t manning the frequency. Instead it is a low voiced, laconic guy. Approaching the coast I call as instructed and he seems very confused that I am up at 2500’ and still 3 miles from the coast. He starts to tell me to do some very odd things when a helicopter with a similar callsign pipes up and says he thinks he has mixed the two of us up – indeed he had.

I join right downwind for 32 and make a normal approach with a nice, soft landing. It is Friday and there is a fair bit of traffic on the ramp, but there are at least spaces. I park up, shut down, unload and put the cover on for the first time. After 30 seconds of trying to put it on back to front and wondering why the opening in the cover was too small for the prop, my wife resolves this enigmatic riddle and turns it around – aaahhhhh! I’m sure I am not the only pilot who has the mental agility of a Irish Setter for at least an hour after a flight!

The wife is in training for Macchu Picchu and the Incas trail so she decides to walk into town, oh joy! We check out the Westminster hotel – very posh with prices starting at €140 per night. Nice but lets save some money for a really good meal. So we go into town and settle on the two-star ‘Les Embruns’. It is clean and tidy and a bargain at €65. Bath and change and out for the evening. First priority – BEER! I enjoy a couple of cold ones then set off for a quick look around town and to find a restaurant.

We settle on a nice restaurant very close to the large market about half a mile from the town centre. A good, honest and reasonably priced meal. I get chatting to a German chap and his wife and find out he is from Koblenz. I plan a trip there later this year and got some good tips from him on the history of the place, where to go and stay etc.

Next day is window shopping, Cafes, lunch and sightseeing.

Vibrant Saturday market at Le Touquet

My wife is drawn to the estate agents windows and bemoans the fact that we don’t live in Brighton. She wonders why airplane groups based in Brighton don’t chip in and also buy a group owned apartment in L2K – any explanation from any of the many Shoreham groups? I remind here we already have a second ‘holiday’ property in Peterborough – Peterborough / L2K – what’s the difference??

The British disease - checking the property prices!

We stock up on half a case of wine and, yes, walk back to L2K airport in the mid-afternoon.

The ramp is heaving as the effects of good weather and a free landing fee have their predictable effect. G-reg aircraft everywhere.

I uncover the plane and load up. Flight plan filed and away we go. But first a detour to see Montreuil from the air. I have heard of this and heard it is a nice town, so thought I would check it out from the air. At 1500’ we find it easily up the river. Nice old walled town. That looks well worth a visit next time I am al L2K. The turn on track for ALESO and home.

Montrueil from the air - lovely walled town

Usual channel visibility, so up to FL45 and onto partial instruments!

Uneventful trip back. Spotted a couple of gliders (aka sky rats) near Lasham as usual. Listening out to Farnboro Radar he was so busy and had such a queue, I didn’t have the heart to ask for FIS, so just stayed on listening watch.

I then heard him speak to a helicopter who was obviously south and south east of London. First he warned the helicopter that he was approaching the TRA/RAT set up for the Epsom Derby and asked his intentions. The helo was vague in his reply so the controller explained that the RAT went up to the base of Class A and that he would have to route around it. Sounded to me like the helo was clueless about the well publicised RAT. Some time later the controller warned the same helo about the RAT and the Red Arrows display at Biggin. Again it was well publicised and the helo driver seemed unaware and asked when the display was scheduled to finish and the RAT lifted. I’m sorry, but it’s guys like this that obviously don’t bother with planning and certainly don’t bother with NOTAM’s that get right up my nose and give everyone a bad name!

Brize were uninterested in anything unless you wanted zone transit, so guess what – yep – zone transit please!

Called Gloucester and given standard overhead join for 18 with left circuits. By the time I called near the overhead, they changed to 22 right hand circuits. I advised I would orbit the overhead and go for 22 RHS. As I was descending deadside I heard a tailwheeler call deadside descent. I was looking everywhere when someone shot in front of me heading the other way – he was doing a left join for 22 – not right. I didn’t recall hearing ATC agree to this!

I do my circuit and land immediately after the same aircraft. He trundles off up taxiway H – which has been NOTAM’d as closed for several weeks now. He is told to stop, wait for me and follow up Taxiway A. Another ‘I don’t bother with NOTAM’s’ merchant, who clearly isn’t too bothered about circuit direction either. I am tempted to have a friendly chat with the guy, but don’t, which I now regret.

A nice trip. Not what I was hoping for, but a very nice trip with the wife with more planned.

Next stop – Project Propellor.

SO C’MON GUYS – CHECK THE BL**DY NOTAMS!!